No more red bores, please, or it is the mute button for you. Gary Neville and Jamie Carragher have brought a keen eye, expertise, enthusiasm and authority to the punditry class since their retirement from Manchester United and Liverpool respectively.
They have also brought a degree of attachment to their former clubs that makes their shifts in the co-comms slot a dispiriting grind, win or lose. They simply cannot distance themselves from their obsessions. Therefore neither can we.
Neville’s disappointment at United’s laboured rhythms in the first half against Aston Villa turned his flat Manc whine into a kind of tinnitus. The evolution of Michael Carrick’s men has seen bounce back euphoria against Manchester City and Arsenal morph into a more considered, if not prosaic construct as his team familiarise themselves with the forgotten dynamic at the top end of the table.
The ball wasn’t moving quickly enough in the opening half hour, at the end of which it felt like Neville might be watching Ruben Amorim’s side. Villa were organised and coiled-spring cautious in that unique Unai Emery way, dangerous if provoked but mostly happy to stifle, which by increments dragged Red Nev down and us with him, his commentary flat, even more United centric and deadly dull.
I am sure he perked up in the second half. I would not know. The mute button was active. Neville, I would argue, is better suited to the studio, distanced from the live stuff, where he can gather his considerable thoughts to better effect.
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Gary Neville looks at whether he would like to see Unai Emery at Old Trafford after Jamie Carragher stated that Manchester United should be going for the Aston Villa bosspic.twitter.com/EtT6ERExRL
Carragher I like in the co-comms role. He has a more urgent delivery that keys better with goalmouth action, except when Liverpool are involved, particularly when it is not going well.
And for much of this season, it has not been going well. As the second half wore on against Tottenham Hotspur, he was as unlistenable as Neville.
“No disrespect to Tottenham but they are the worst team in the Premier League now, probably for the last couple of months,” he said, ignoring the basic broadcast principle of neutrality.
“They are exactly who you want to play, playing at home, the incentive of your results this weekend and to put in a performance like that. But it’s been like that all season.”
For neutral watching, the Richarlison equaliser was a positive note on which to end an intriguing contest, but discussion of it was delivered principally through the red filter. The problem with bias is it produces celebratory commentary when the red teams are winning, or distress dumping in defeat, neither of which makes for rewarding listening.
What we want from the “experts” is critical thinking, delivering understanding and expertise in a dispassionate way. There is too much going on in the world already without reliving the distress of fanboys processing anxiety or glorying in important wins, which I assume was the case at Old Trafford.
The Neville and Carragher contributions topped a poor week for pundits following the presumptive strikes of Alan Shearer and Wayne Rooney on Anthony Gordon, who, it turns out, was far from choosing not to start in the Champions League against Barcelona but sitting on the bench under the orders of his manager.
“Maybe I’m old school but if you’re fit enough to train in the morning, and I know he doesn’t feel well, but this is Barcelona at Newcastle for a place in the quarter-finals of the Champions League. It would take something extraordinary to keep myself out of this game tonight,” Shearer said.
The view was echoed by Rooney, both using the incident to showcase their next level character and masculinity without knowing the full facts.
“Complete nonsense,” said Gordon, who had been bed-ridden for three days with sickness. “I think they need to do better at what they are doing.”
Don’t hold your breath, Anthony. Reflecting on the issue when in possession of the full facts, namely that Eddie Howe benched him, Shearer still doubled down on his original position, telling listeners of The Rest Is Football podcast: “I wouldn’t change anything I said the other night against Barcelona. [You] wouldn’t have kept me out with an illness for a game.”
Yes Alan, except he didn’t keep himself out, the manager did. But don’t let the truth get in the way of your truth. That would take an apology, and we can’t be having that, can we?
Gordon gave his reply with the goal that beat Chelsea at Stamford Bridge, allowing us to make up our own minds about the quality of his character.
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